Psychoanalysis is Useless.

And its hollowness will persist, humanely, like the distinguished Samaritan, that is, to be a good-for-nothing to the Cause, as long as there are analysts who offer “a preliminary session.” This divulges the impotence of the practice, since the Cause orients to the real – the psychoanalytic act is a “fuck on the first date,” not a De f-act-o as practiced by certain demagogues of the process, as if one knows, as if by finding the causes, or, by explaining why it takes time, or by just talking, or, by unveiling different meanings, which are evil promises within the pages of a well-being enchiridion, yet away from the analytic ethics: this is what is worrying-  it is about a good meaning. The f-act that there is a need for a preliminary session, renders that psychoanalysis fails to be a genuine ingredient of the social discourse, a motion of orientation, but, has succeeded to be a part of the therapeutic discourse as it is- that is why it is useless. In view of that, many analysts have their catch phrases ready for that first date, have cleverised their answers and expect, like prophets after f-act, the same monotonous questions before hand, those questions that manifest themselves in the first preliminary session, which is free of charge because it is useless; a first-rate flirt and knowledgeable answers, calmness and a compassionate voice: great stuff, certainly, when one is an eunuch. And what about the Real- a question that does not occur: that is why they do not fuck on the first date.

 

The Psychoanalytic Act: On the Formation of the No-Body.

By Petros Patounas.

The School of the Freudian Letter Publications.